SEEMINGLY INTO UGLY... EVERYTHING.. THAT'S UGLY SHOES..UGLY BAGS..AND UGLY BOYS...THIS IS HOW TO BE UGLY KEWL

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE UGLY SHOES ON DOES NOT MEAN YOUR FEET SHOULD NOT BE PEDICURED

1.  WEAR red lipstick under your eyes this creates the illusion of blood eyes. IF a dad tells you that you might have SARS disease..OR.. a small child asks you why your eyes are bleeding...OR..a mum/mom tells you to put make up on because it looks like you have been bashed...YOU'RE on the right track

2. BUY shoes that look like you have just been to see an orthopedic surgeon and the stability of your spine depends on you wearing a pair of these comfort foamed soled shoes. IF your supposed BFF tells you she can't be seen, or better yet she cant be friends with you anymore if you wear these shoes..then you're on the right track. Try and channel someone with limb length discrepancy aka one leg shorter than the other (...legs), think about them needing a stack heel shoe, this is the kind of ugly shoe we mean. (Obviously it's not practical to wear a stack heel shoe if both legs are the same length, so don't trip)

3. CHOOOOSE an unconventionally good looking boy, but make sure he is cool. An ugly boy who isn't cool/nice/funny/smart is just ugly and the same as a good looking boy who thinks they're cool/nice/funny/smart... People who think they are cool are NOT cool. And by ugly we mean hot-ugly...if your friends who like commercially "hot" boys  don't get "it" then you're on the right track. An unconventionally attractive boy will make you look more... well something.

****PLEASE NOTE ONLY ONE HALF OF THIS BLOG ENDORSES THE ABOVE