BIKRAM YOGA IS LIKE SOME KIND OF CULT YOGA...

In our never ending attempt to get the 'bod' we decided to give Bikram yoga a go. It was horrible, no downward dogs, no back bends just fatties trying to lose weight doing stretch after stretch after stretch (clearly not helping their stretch marks). Not to mention our cult leader instructor who sounded like an audio tape, who locked the main door so we couldn't leave for the duration of the class. Staring at someones love-handles/muffin-tops for 90 minutes in the heat really took it's toll on our eyes and these were connected to a man's body, the only thing worse than muffin-tops on  girl is MTs on a boy. Which brings us to our next issue with Bikram yoga..yes it's hot yoga but if ya bod aint up to having tops off, please leave your top on, we know it's hot but cellulite, stretch marks, fat rolls and short-shorts are offensive. So after our morning of lame Bikram we have decided to stick to regular yoga. And another thing yoga outfits are not cute and it's not cute to wear hot-pants if your legs are not ready for them. just endure the pain and sweat in leggings PLEASE. 

Thankfully our mate Alexander Wang has some super cute pieces that are yoga appropriate from his basics T by Alexander Wang line.So none of that Lululemon shit.