ORTHOPEDIC SANDALS ARE NOT KOSHER...

YES we might be that freak on the swing at the park but being up in the air gives us a birds eye view of the gardens and who is in it and more importantly what these people are wearing. and it's not looking good. We're seeing sandals and not in a good way. orthopedic looking ones with Velcro straps is what hooked our eyes. they were spied on a woman but to make matters worse her boyfriend was in a matching pair. and this couple would have been in their 20s if that. hippies on top, Velcro on the bott. not only are these "shoes" offensive and ugly but they make your feet look huge, mattress max and marta if we've ever seen them. which then made us think of the super cool Alexander Wang 'Pilar' leather gimp-looking sandals from summer that regrettably we didn't buy from the Barney's sale.